A Streamlined Existence

More Formal Informality

The biggest impact technology in the Internet Age has had on our day to day lives has been in our use of time. You can find a nice local restaurant, buy concert tickets, pay bills, and listen to music any time you want, and all from devices small enough to fit into the palm of your hand wherever you go.

Social networking has even made it possible to have friends you never see or speak to. The downside, to at least this area of technological development, is that at times the communications that occur on these networks seem insincere or impersonal. Furthermore, it would be impractical to resume socializing in the ways we did in the past: by actually calling people and spending time with them.

Who can afford to budget that time out of their daily rituals of self-absorption? Who wants to go back to thinking of people as having actual lives outside of our activity feeds?

I propose a compromise! For your next event or special occasion, simply print this document and fill in the blanks, then insert it into a standard envelope (don’t forget postage!) and stick it in the mail (if you have any idea where these people live). Here’s to restoring that personal touch!

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by Ian 09.13.09
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Myspace Chopped and CRWNed

If you havent already heard, Ive been supercharging myspace pages like I was Raiden son! (RIP David Carradine)
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Heres just a few of the most recently ROCKED pages… need a new look for your myspace page? the contact box is to your right. HOLLER!

Click the images to visit the pages… enjoi

[djCRS]
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[HAZAKIM]
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[WESTKOAST GRAPHICS]
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[CREAM TEAM LA]
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[NOBODY BAGS]
3641258023 67091149b3 o Myspace Chopped and CRWNed

[BAMBINO]
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by CRWNHLDR 08.12.09
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Stomp Drum n Bass flyer

I had alot of fun doing this flyer so i decided to put it up. Big ups to High_Strung… I want my cd Homie!
click to view the front of the flyer
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by CRWNHLDR
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Truth in Advertising

Truth in Advertising

The messages aren’t really hidden that well. We all know what a beautiful woman has to do with sunglasses: nothing. But, for the bargain of only $299.99 (on approved credit), maybe beautiful women will want me, right?

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by Ian 08.10.09
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Moral Authority

Moral Authority

It’s easier to judge than engage. It’s safer to be opinionated than to act.

In compliance with the licensing terms of my source media, the cat was originally found here. There are many more cat photos within.

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by Ian 07.16.09
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It could happen to you

death that is

Most of us pass by these scenes, myself included, without really thinking about the universality of an insect on its back. I don't know how he got himself in this mess, but without my intervention he'll probably die that way. How embarassing! We all know it's not like the movies right? There's no blaze of glory, no heroic sacrifice. If we're lucky we get to piss all over ourselves while we lose our minds in some hospice. Perhaps we shouldn't dwell on it.

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by Ian 06.29.09
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Splatter Glasses and Spies!

Ok so to start things off on the good foot. I’ve uploaded the first of a series of wallpapers that I will be doing for you guys to vandalize your desktops and hopefully the desktops of others.

[click to enlarge]
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also I Just Finished the flyer for the Hazakim Record release party happening the 27th of this month. Check out www.lampmode.com for more info.

Also stay tuned to the Hazakim Myspace page for a complete Graphic Overhaul… Coming Soon

[click to enlarge]
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last but not least I Decided to put my empty cans to use… more to come
for custom jobs cotact me.

Spy vs. Spy [$40.00]
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by CRWNHLDR 06.16.09
Categories: Digital ArtDownloadsIllustrationImageWallpaper
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You Know You Oana

What a delightful creature

What a delightful creature. Oana is great for a photo. Now, if I could just get her to model for me on a regular basis.

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by Ian 06.14.09
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Deep Red
...and then everything goes red as rage breaks through.

...and then everything goes red as rage breaks through.

I’m offering this file up, not just as an individual image but also as a set of wallpapers. The image is available in the following sizes:

1600×1200
1024×768
800×600

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by Ian 06.01.09
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Available on the Third of May

Table of contents for Ever Declining Grandeur

  1. Napoleon Crossing the Drive Thru
  2. Saturn Devouring his Snickers
  3. Available on the Third of May

Goya, two times in a row. I’ll be branching out further soon.

Think Different

Think Different

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by Ian 05.24.09
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